The Cromulent

One man's solipsistic Internets dumping ground.

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Moral law is an invention of mankind for the disenfranchisement of the powerful in favor of the weak. Historical law subverts it at every turn.

The judge, “Blood Meridian”

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I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident. — Raoul Duke

I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone’s uncomfortable at a party.

George Costanza, “The Opposite.”

You see Whip Master, I’m a very rich man. I own a silver mind.

You see Whip Master, I’m a very rich man. I own a silver mind.

One hell of a gravestone.

One hell of a gravestone.

RIP Ian Curtis.

“Vomit” by Girls.

2011 Song of the Year.